Category Archive: Avoid Seeing

Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz portrays what might be the least likable protagonist in movie history in today’s movie, Bad Teacher. Her character, Elizabeth Halsey, is a pot-smoking gold-digger who’s primary ambition is to scam her way to… Continue reading

Whores’ Glory

So I’ve decided to make this week something of a “theme week” and watch a documentary every day. Just to keep things interesting. I figured I was off to a good start with… Continue reading

The Sitter

The Sitter? More like the Shitter! The preceding is an example of complex and nuanced humor that the people responsible for today’s movie, the 2011 cinematic abortion known as The Sitter could have… Continue reading

Iron Sky

They say that variety is the spice of life. In a continuing attempt to embrace that variety here with One Movie | Each Day, I’ve decided to dedicate each Wednesday review to the… Continue reading

The Match Factory Girl

They say that variety is the spice of life. In a continuing attempt to embrace that variety here with One Movie Each Day, I’ve decided to dedicate each Wednesday review to the stranger… Continue reading

Safety Not Guaranteed

Two words spring to my mind as I reflect on today’s movie: Wasted Potential. I’ll explain why shortly, but first some background. In the fall of 1997, content was running a little bit… Continue reading

Casa de mi Padre

What a disaster. Today’s movie, Will Farrell’s Spanish-language comedy, Casa de mi Padre, probably would have made a pretty funny 8-10 minute video for Funnyordie.com or SNL sketch, but it fails miserably as… Continue reading

My Dinner with Andre

Sunday Single Sentence review: Less a film than a conversation, and less a conversation than a monologue, My Dinner with Andre, deserves credit for its bold simplicity, but, unfortunately, it wastes that credit… Continue reading

Thankskilling

They say that variety is the spice of life. In a continuing attempt to embrace that variety here with One Movie Each Day, I’ve decided to dedicate each Wednesday review to the stranger… Continue reading

The Woman

They say that variety is the spice of life. In a continuing attempt to embrace that variety here with One Movie Each Day, I’ve decided to dedicate each Wednesday review to the stranger… Continue reading

Star Slammer

They say that variety is the spice of life. In a continuing attempt to embrace that variety here with One Movie Each Day, I’ve decided to dedicate each Wednesday review to the stranger… Continue reading

The Darwin Awards

Sunday Single Sentence review: An interesting premise, a bunch of star cameos and some entertaining “Darwin” scenes can’t rescue this jumbled mess of a movie from a boring stupid, predictable, over-plotted mishmash of… Continue reading