Hatchet (2006)

“Right now they’re probably sitting in a Denny’s or something.”

Single Sentence review:

A modern take on the classic slasher pic, Hatchet is loaded with blood and boobs, violence and gore, and even a fair amount of laughs, but, unless you are a true aficionado of the genre, (I’m not,) it’s also pretty damn forgettable.

[Hatchet (2006) – Directed by Adam Green – Rated NC-17 for extreme violence and gore]

OM|ED Rating: Not Worth Seeing